<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:27:33.450-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Bartender's Confession</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Promise Coalition</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08045686357622985392</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158.post-109763720523947667</id><published>2004-10-12T20:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-12T20:18:18.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What the?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;by ojl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;What is this all about?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Why did you just pack up and leave?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Why didnt you just throw me out&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;So I didn't have blood all over my sleeve&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I cut myself deeply each day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Just like the way you cut out&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;My heart when you just said&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I can't take this, I won't stay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Then don't stay, damn it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Leave me the hell alone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Leave me to deal with all the shit you left&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;When you look back, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I will be here, just like a stone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;You think its easy? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;You think you can deal with it?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Believe me, one day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;You will experience all this shit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;And when you come back and plead&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Saying sorry and all that jazz&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I will be here smiling&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Thinking of how you lost what you already had&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109763720523947667?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/feeds/109763720523947667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8226158&amp;postID=109763720523947667' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109763720523947667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109763720523947667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/2004/10/what.html' title='What the?'/><author><name>The Promise Coalition</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08045686357622985392</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158.post-109763611636727190</id><published>2004-10-12T19:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-12T20:03:13.446-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Many Times</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;by ojl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;How many times must I say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;How happy you make me feel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;WHen you tell me your stories&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Hoping ours will become real&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I feel the world closing in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I feel the clouds rolling in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I just wonder why the world rewards &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Only those who live in sin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Is hope just another word &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;To lead everyone to wrong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Assumptions that everything&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Even pain can make you strong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Is love just another word &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;To make someone regret &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Doing what his heart thinks is right &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Things we will never forget&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Is faith just another feeling&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;To make you rely on hope &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;That one day something&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Maybe love, will catch you in awe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109763611636727190?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158.post-109690414732873570</id><published>2004-10-04T08:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-04T08:35:47.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Drunk and Smitten by Beauty that is Jasmine&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://www.hello.com/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbh.gif' alt='Posted by Hello' border='0' style='border:0px;padding:0px;background:transparent;' align='absmiddle'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109690414732873570?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/feeds/109690414732873570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>Am I A BADASS?</title><content type='html'>&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" bordercolor="#333333" width="350"&gt; &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt; &lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp"&gt;&lt;img border="0" width="300" height="107" src="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp/char/marsellusbanner.jpg" alt="What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/center&gt; &lt;p&gt;Your name alone strikes fear into others; but maybe, just maybe, there's a little vulnerability and weakness beneath that stoic, fierce exterior of yours. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Take the &lt;a href="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp"&gt;What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?&lt;/a&gt; quiz. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109573747403918614?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158.post-109471991866750790</id><published>2004-09-09T01:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-09T01:51:58.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Get Out of Here</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;by ojl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;What's wrong with me?&lt;br /&gt;What did I do?&lt;br /&gt;Why am I so different&lt;br /&gt;From the man you want me to&lt;br /&gt;Be with for the rest of your life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go on, get out of here&lt;br /&gt;Leave me alone with my pain&lt;br /&gt;Trying to keep myself from&lt;br /&gt;killing myself from your disdain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't be here to see me&lt;br /&gt;As I walk this long journey&lt;br /&gt;Through the road filled&lt;br /&gt;With self-doubt and insecurity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look away, don't stand by near&lt;br /&gt;Don't look at me with those eyes&lt;br /&gt;Making me wish I was there&lt;br /&gt;For just one moment with my disguise. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109471991866750790?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/feeds/109471991866750790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8226158&amp;postID=109471991866750790' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109471991866750790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109471991866750790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/2004/09/get-out-of-here.html' title='Get Out of Here'/><author><name>The Promise Coalition</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08045686357622985392</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158.post-109453912188756134</id><published>2004-09-06T23:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-06T23:38:41.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Beauty of the English Language</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM&lt;br /&gt;PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER&lt;br /&gt;DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT&lt;br /&gt;GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE&lt;br /&gt;THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS&lt;br /&gt;SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME&lt;br /&gt;ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY&lt;br /&gt;MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER&lt;br /&gt;SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S&lt;br /&gt;A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE&lt;br /&gt;THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE&lt;br /&gt;ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109453912188756134?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/feeds/109453912188756134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8226158&amp;postID=109453912188756134' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109453912188756134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109453912188756134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/2004/09/beauty-of-english-language.html' title='The Beauty of the English Language'/><author><name>The Promise Coalition</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08045686357622985392</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8226158.post-109452403891729190</id><published>2004-09-06T19:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-06T20:24:43.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Indifferent</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt; by ojl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Indifferent, why are you so indifferent?&lt;br /&gt;How can you stand there with all your friends?&lt;br /&gt;How many nights I spent thinking about what went wrong?&lt;br /&gt;How many days go by trying to act strong?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those days of happiness are gone&lt;br /&gt;Now I am here alone&lt;br /&gt;Trying to figure out what went wrong&lt;br /&gt;When I see you I try to act...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Strong, stronger than what I can ever be&lt;br /&gt;Keeping all the pain locked up inside&lt;br /&gt;Spend so many nights trying to kill myself&lt;br /&gt;For what I did, or what I didn't&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the pain, all the hurt,&lt;br /&gt;Why can't I deal with it?&lt;br /&gt;Why do I act as if I was...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Strong, stronger than what I can ever be&lt;br /&gt;Keeping all the pain locked up inside&lt;br /&gt;Spend so many nights trying to kill myself&lt;br /&gt;For what I did, or what I didn't&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indifferent, How can I act indifferent?&lt;br /&gt;When all I've lived for is gone&lt;br /&gt;Trying to find ways to kill&lt;br /&gt;The pain I have inside, Still. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8226158-109452403891729190?l=emotionalbartender.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/feeds/109452403891729190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8226158&amp;postID=109452403891729190' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109452403891729190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8226158/posts/default/109452403891729190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://emotionalbartender.blogspot.com/2004/09/indifferent.html' title='Indifferent'/><author><name>The Promise Coalition</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08045686357622985392</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
